(SpongeBob talking)
I thought that I had everybody
On my side
But I went and blew it
All sky high
And now she won't even spare
A passing glance
All just because I
*RIP!*
Ripped my pants!

(Losers)
When Big Larry came 'round
Just to put him down
SpongeBob turned
Into a clown
And no girl ever
Wants to dance
With a fool who went and
*RIP!*
Ripped his pants

(SpongeBob)
I know I shouldn't mope around
I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels
So much worse
And winding up with no one
Is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun
(Losers)
Or sand in your buns!

(SpongeBob)
Now I learned a lesson
I won't soon forget
So listen and
You won't regret
Be true to yourself
Don't miss your chance
(SpongeBob and Losers)
And you won't end up
Like the fool who
Ripped his
Pants!
*RIP!*