La-woo-kee-low is the place

Where I first saw your face

We liked each other right away
But you didn't remember me the very next day

Forgetful Lucy

Has got a nice caboose-ie

I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat

But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat

Than we drove up to see Dr. Keets

And found out why Doug always has to change his sheets

Forgetful Lucy

Cracked her head like Gary Busey

But I still love her so

And I'll never let her go

Even if while I'm singing this song

She's wishing I had Jocko The Walrus' shlong

Forgetful Lucy

Her lips are so damn juicy

How about another first kiss?