Whitey:
Oh they day cant begin
Till the gard lets me in
Then I walk for some exersise

In less then a snap
I complete my daily lap
Then it's time to SOCILIZE

I see Raidy and Ruth
at the Information Booth
have rigged the hearing lady
at Ben and Jerry's Shake

Then I go to Pet Land
where the manager stands
has about to be the dangorous stake

Then I pass the tie rack
on my way to Radioshack
where I pretent to be a Hollywood Star
I try to walk like John Wayne
while singing in the rain
and the Janitor laughs all the time!

A little bit later,
all the flash and the painter
was so high I had to close my eyes

Janitor:
He takes his 11:30 crap

Whitey:
Then go over to the Gap
and try clothes on for kids my size

You want to go to Panda Express?
Their spicey Chicken is the best!
Go to Instant Barrel for a medium drink
cause their staff is really nice
and they only use cubed ice
which is better then chushed I THINK

Bangle lesson nothing sees (?)
Look for chocolate heri-ings (?)
cuz he les me take a quich cat nap
he says he misses his daughter
puts my hand in warm water
and I wake up with a WET YELLOW LAP

Footlocker is my last stop
where I have to go and shop
for some clean passings couples at a nice price

Cuz when I leave the mall,
I 'reff' Youth League BASKETBALL
and to look your best... never hurts
But the greatest thing of all
If the truth be told
Here at the mall its never too hot or cold
Cuz they were smart enough to make it truckin tall
..At the mall, at the mall, AT THE MALL!
SHA-LA-LA!