Once I knew a man said he was a fan
Had a wife, her brother was a man in a band
I nearly dropped dead, popped the eyes in my head
when he told me that the band was Simply Red
Simply Red
Yeah
Simply Red

I told the band about the man who was fan
and the brother of the wife with the future in her hand
and all that I said was the band was Simply Red
you should've seen their eyes popping outa their heads
Outa their heads
Yeah
Outa their heads

Chorus

Cut it onto vinyl now boys
don't waste time by looking back
Make a demonstration tape to
demonstrate your demo track
Get yourselves together now boys
work the songs up into shape
Make a demonstration when you
demonstrate your demo tape

It came back from the man who said he was a fan
who's wife got it back from the brother in the band
He said "Stay pretty loose, don't cook the goose
and keep on sipping on the old Rootjoose"
Keep on sipping
Rootjoose
Keep on sipping

Once I knew a man said he was a fan
Had a wife, her brother was a man in a band
He said "Hang loose, and don't cook the goose
and keep on sipping on the old Rootjoose"
Keep on sipping
Rootjoose
Keep on sipping
Rootjoose Keep on sipping
Said keep on sipping

Cut it onto vinyl now boys
don't waste time by looking back
Make a demonstration tape to
demonstrate your demo track
Get yourselves together now boys
work the songs up into shape
Make a demonstration when you...

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Cut it onto vinyl now boys
don't waste time by looking back
Make a demonstration tape to
demonstrate your demo track
Get yourselves together now boys
work the songs up into shape
Make a demonstration when you
demonstrate your demo tape