Have you ever wondered why, as you look into the sky
It does nothing but improve a thing by putting it in a pie
Do you know that people found, ways of lifting off the ground
Just by eating baked packages all steaming hot and round
Stranger things have happened though at sea
Or so they say they're telling me
And if you feel I tell a lie then I ask you to apply
Your concentration for a moment to a man they call Capie
Well his love of pie was good and he liked it when he could
Have steak and kidney main course with an apple pie for pud

This love of which we speak was so complete it sometimes swept him off his feet

Oh, Neil Capie all through the sky
A sucker for that pumpkin pie
Oh yeah

Chorus

Neil Capie don't be shy
You're the apple of our eye
Kiss the girls
And make them sigh
With your pockets full of rye

Neil Capie all through the sky
Sat astride a pumpkin pie
Aha

Oh, Neil Capie all through the sky
A sucker for that pumpkin pie

Repeat Chorus

Neil Capie all through the sky
A sucker for that pumpkin pie

Well do you know that people found, ways of lifting off the ground
Just by eating baked packages all steaming hot and round
And if you feel I tell a lie then I ask you to apply
Your concentration for a moment to a man they call Capie

This love of which we speak was so complete it sometimes swept him off his feet

Repeat Chorus