-I like watching 90210
because it's a really stupid show
Brandon's always with a different girls
and Donna has a brain the size of a squirrels
high school was fun and the peach pit was great
cuz that is where the 90210 gang ate
David was a nerd but now he's cool
Dylan left the show what a stupid fool

-Kelly's mom was always on drugs
I wish Steve wouldn't show his ugly mug
Andrea was smart and a then such a nut
and then she was pregnant and had a big butt

-living with these guys must be great
because they never paid for what they ate
I wish I was on 90210
cuz then I'd be the coolest guy on the show
too bad Brenda's not on anymore
now Valerie's on and she's a bore
I'm sick of watching Brandon's ugly face
now I'm gonna watch melrose place

-Kelly's mom was always on drugs
I wish Steve wouldn't show his ugly mug
Andrea was smart and a then such a nut
and then she was pregnant and had a big butt