I was sittin round bored as hell with nothing much to do when my buddy called me on the phone said boy whats wrong with you were all heading off to vegas the city they call sin and were driving right past your place and your ass is jumping in we dont give a damn if you got work or women on your mind and i said dont threaten me with a good time

Then just the other night im sittin at the local bar this girl walks right on up to me says what you waitin for well ive been sittin right behind you and you havent said a thing if youd turned around youd see that i aint got no wedding ring she said were going back to my place and you wont need a dime and i said dont threaten me with a good time

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You may not think that im the kind to raise a lot of hell just give me sixty minutes oh those stories i could tell im working hard five days a week so i can pay the bills so when the weekend rolls around i need to get my fill i could sit at home put up my feet yeah that would be just fine but dont threaten me with a good time

One weekend i was hangin out up at the county fair this band was tearin up the place and all my friends were there they were calling out for someone to come up and play along my friend said get up on this stage boy and sing us all a song you dont have to tell me twice i said and thats the bottom line so dont threaten me with a good time