day I met God, I got so carried away
day I met God, I got so carried away
not with the vision, but the streaks in his hair
not with religion, but the size of his knob

the day I met God
the day I met God
it was pissing with rain
and we went
ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo
ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo

day I met God, I got so carried away
day I met God, I got so carried away
not with the vision, but the streaks in his hair
not with the vicars, or the nuns or the priests

the day I met God
the day I met the big boy, yeah
it was pissing with rain
and we went
ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo
ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo

and the herald angels sang
ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo
ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo....

the day I met God
the day I met God
the day I met God
the day I met the big boy, yeah
it was pissing with rain
and we went
ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo
ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo

we were coming back in the van
from Milan
and I saw God
right there