I'm lookin' like a lobster
Wearin' flipflops and a stetson
Guess that's why they call it fishin'
Instead of catchin'

Cause I ain't had a single bite all day
But I caught a buzz and ain't no limit
To tangeray
Ain't quite sure how I wound up
Way down here
It's a long haul
To ropes and sails from ropin' steers
Ain't gonna worry bout that
Just gonna have some fun
Got a be one fish down there
Dumber than I am drunk

It ain't that far from Waco
To Galviston
I'm what you get when you mix a Prairie dog
With an old beach bum
Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy
I'm a saltwater cowboy

There's a tiki party
Down the beach about a mile or two
Where they're singin' with Jimmy
And toastin to Chris LeDoux
And if it weren't for Captain Morgan
Steerin' this ship
I might untie that rope
And back her on up outta this

It ain't that far from Waco
To Galviston
I'm what you get when you mix a Prairie dog
With an old beach bum
Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy
I'm a saltwater cowboy

If this bottle goes overboard
You'd better wish me luck
Cause I'm afraid of sharks
But I'm terrified of soberin' up

It ain't that far from Waco
To Galviston
I'm what you get when you mix a Prairie dog
With an old beach bum
Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy
I'm a saltwater cowboy