Let's steal a car, drive away
We can go to New England today
Massachusetts, Vermont
New Hampshire, Maine, we can be what we want
Yuppies on holiday
Bed and breakfast, how's the market today?
Another alltime high? Well, we wouldn't know
We're in an alltime low
We're in an alltime low

Better yet let's steal a bicycle
We'll ride double across the GW Bridge
Or the Lincoln or the Holland Tunnel
If we pop a tire then we'll have to hitch
Tell the people who pick us up that
The bike-a-thon we were in left us here with a flat
I guess that anywhere is where I want to go
I'm in an alltime low
I'm in an alltime low

California is a million miles away from here
But I can still feel the sun
Beating down on Mulholland
If we were there we'd climb to the Hollywood sign
Dig holes, bury time capsules
Underneath the H, then head back to the pool
I guess that anywhere is where I want to go
I'm in an alltime low
I'm in an alltime low