There must be something in the waters
Getting into every mothers daughters
It must be all the raging hormones
The drugs and the alcohol and all the porno

Heavy breathin'
To much sleepin'
Never readin'

We're all winning, or are we?
We're freaks, we're freaks
Every day is a sideshow
We rock, you suck
Get used to it
We're freaks, we're freaks

Hey everybody
Welcome to the circus
Living on a tight rope
Waking people nervous
The invisible girl
Wants to take your money
There’s a two headed boy
(?)

It’s outrageous
So contagious
Can you blame us?

We’re all winning, or are we?
We’re freaks, we’re freaks
Every day is a sideshow
We rock, you suck
Get used to it
We’re freaks, we’re freaks

Na-na-n-na na-n-na
Na-n-na-na-na
Na-na-n-na na-n-na
Na-na-n-na na-n-na
Na-n-na-na-na
Na-na-n-na na-n-na

Heavy breathin’
To much sleepin’
Never readin’

We’re all winning, or are we?
We’re freaks, we’re freaks
Every day is a sideshow
We rock, you suck
Get used to it

We’re all winning, or are we?
We’re freaks, or geeks
Every day is a sideshow
We rock, you suck
Get used to it
Try and make the best of it
We rock you suck
Get used to it
We’re freaks, we’re freaks
We’re freaks
We’re freaks

Sha-bam!