The straw runs down his arm and leg
Under the carpet
Out to the keg
A secret party tonight at Point Loma
And the hate in your heart you're hiding well
But the booze on your breath is easy to smell
There's a six pack to hide on the Oral U side
Let's drive through Oklahoma

And hide the beer!
The pastor's here!
Hide the beer!
Think of your career!
He might find out that we're human beings
Bring us all down to the wrack and the ruin

She had a beer as an evening snack
When the "Scripture Man" planned a sneak attack
Suspension's the buzz out at Wheaton
As she packed her bags and gathered her books
"Scripture Man" gave her that lustful look
Yes, lust is his brew, but no one sees through
His minty-fresh breath ain't reeking

When the coast is clear, you can kiss me, dear
Together we'll have hell to pay
So wear a beard
The pastor's here
Put the R-rated movie away

Biola
Bethel
Westmont
Calvin College
Azusa Pacific
Liberty Baptist
San Jose Bible College
Bob Jones
Taylor U
California Baptist
Gordon College
Calvin Klein
George Fox
Moody Bible Institute
Seattle Pacific
Baylor
SMU
Pacific Christian
Jimmy Swaggart U
John Brown

Anderson
Eastern Mennonite
Fort Wayne Bible
Grand Rapids Baptist
Greenville
Grove City
Nyack
Travecca Nazarene
Multinomah School of the Bible
Inland Empire School of the Bible
Philadelphia College of the Bible
Whitworth Spring Arbor
And South and Northwestern!

Northwestern!