Hello, you
Come sit down

My name is Arthur Fhardy
Welcome to my yodel party
If you want to yodel along
Come join our happy throng

Okay, Camarillo
You take a turn

My name is Camarillo
I come from Camarillo
And I don't need no radio
I got yodeling on my noodle, oh

Okay, Spot
Now it's your turn

Okay, my name is Spot
I think I'm really hot
And I like to yodel a lot
So let me tell you what I've got

Okay...

Now the rest of the Swirling Eddies are in their little beddies
They bit the big, bad knockwurst, and now their little tummies hurt

Oh no! little ladeeoo

Now this has been Arthur Fhardy
It's been my yodel party
So come and sing "yodel-ay-lee-who" with your little lady too