If I had everything I wanted
And there was nothing left to get
If every lover I had fought with
Was on their knees to get me back

I'd be glad
I'd be glad

If I had everything I hoped for
If everything had gone my way
Then every tear would be a diamond
And every dog would have his day

I'd be glad
I'd be glad
I'd be glad

Is this real life
Is this all
Is this real life

If I had everything I dreamed of
If every moment was sublime
And all the loss and all the heartache
Were just a figment of my mind

I'd be glad (I'd be happy)...