Well, I got a bumper sticker
On the back of my truck
There ain't anotherlike it
˜Cause I had it made up
I can tell who's behind me

They givethemselves away
Lay on their horn when they read this phrase

Honk ifyou honky tonk
Don't if you don't
But, if you do
Don't you loveto
Honk if you honky tonk

Me and Friday night go hand in hand
Icecold beers and a swingin' band
A girl on my arm that won't let go
Shecaught my little sign about a mile ago

Honk if you honky tonk
Don't ifyou don't
But, if you do
Don't you love to
Honk if you honkytonk

Well, just the other day I was cruisin' through town
Sheriffpulled me over, thought I had it now
I rolled down my window, he said with agrin
œI want one of them stickers or I'm gonna run you in.?

Honk ifyou honky tonk
Don't if you don't
But, if you do
Don't you loveto
Honk if you honky tonk

Honk if you honky tonk
Don't if youdon't
But, if you do
Don't you love to
Honk if you honky tonk
Honkif you honky tonk

I hear ya honkin', yeah
I'm pullin over
Let'shonky tonk