You're friends go out and they have a good time
Seems so easy
When they invite you along for the ride
You're too busy

Your eyelashes wait in a pink plastic case
And people have told you, you've got the right face
You just have to find the perfect time the perfect place

You'd like to go dancing but you don't know how
Seems so easy
You'd like to go with them, but later not now
You're too busy

You shine up your curls and dazzle the world
And when they're not looking you're coughing up pearls
To string on the neck of the one you love best and everyone's clapping
And they say

You shine up your curls and dazzle the world
And when they're not looking you're coughing up pearls
To string on the neck of the one you love best and everyone's clapping

Your friends go out and they have a good time
You impossible you