You're swimmin' in dirty water
You've got a stepson and an illegitimate daughter
A part-time job for part time habits
You're pullin' rabits out of hats with a magnet

You're drugged up
And coked out
And bad luck follows you to the liquor store again
Your best friends
Are fuckin' junkies
Brass monkies are on your back breakin' promises again

You're swimmin' in dirty water
You left your home, you're now the prodigal father
The deadbeat dad, with deadbeat problems
Is pullin' rabbits out of hats full of condoms

You're drugged up
And coked out
And bad luck follows you to the liquor store again
Your best friends
Are fuckin' junkies
Brass monkies are on your back breakin' promises again

Breakin' promises again