You played on my piano,
And now you wanna beat my drum.
You played on my piano,
And now you wanna beat my drum.
You think I'm gonna let you,
But baby I ain't so dumb.

Now I let you try my fiddle.
Now you don't want to stop.
If you don't stop fiddling,
Then I'm gonna blow my top.

You played my piano,
Now you wanna beat my drum.
You think I'm gonna let you.,
But baby I ain't so dumb.

And I let you play my trumpet,
But then you went too far.
And when I wasn't looking,
You strummed on my guitar.

You played my piano,
Now you wanna beat my drum.
You think I'm gonna let you,
But baby I ain't so dumb.

Why you'd like to make some music
That's what you're dreaming of.
I hope you're better making music
Than you are at making love.

You played my piano
And now you wanna beat my drum.
You think I'm gonna let you,
But baby I ain't so dumb.

You squeezed my accordian,
And really made it moan.
Don't you think you ought to leave my instruments alone?

You played my piano,
Now you wanna beat my drum.
You think I'm gonna let you,
But baby I ain't so dumb.