Well I'd keep standing in the same place
no matter how many times you slam a door in my face
and I'd stand in the rain & wait for you to
(until I got the flu)

And if tomorrow its the end of my luck
and I get smashed by a big ol' truck
if my jaws still attached my last words will remain true
(I Love You)

And I'd never call you a whore
even when I could fit 3 fingers or more
I just didn't think that it would be that cool
when all I'm really trying to say is..
I lubbidy lubbidy Love you

And if someday I get infested with an S.T.D
I'd never give it to you babe, I'd keep it with me
or infect some nasty hooker on the street
(isn't that really sweet?)

Remember the last time you gave me a blow job
you chewed on my dick like corn on the cob
well thanks SO much for rubbing' it raw
(got to try the new cream at the mall)

And I'd never call you a whore
even when I could fit 3 fingers or more
I just didn't think that it would be that cool
when all I'm really trying to say is..
I lubbidy lubbidy Love you

And I'd never call you a whore
even when I could fit 3 fingers or more
(never do that baby)
I just didn't think that it would be that cool
when all I'm really trying to say is..
I lubbidy lubbidy Love you

I'd never call you a whore

I'd never call you a whore

I'd never call you a whore