I can lay it on real thick cause I know how you don't like to get brought down.
With anything about us and our kick ass true love tale.
Sorry I swore just then cause I know how you hate it.
And that cake you baked really sucked...but I ate it.

Because I love you more then you could ever imagine.
Here's a friendly goodbye 5,6,7

Ain't that a bee with an ich?
Ain't that a mother trucker.
You can go to h-e-double-hockey sticks and f-yourself.
Cause I'm flipping, gosh darn sick of all the s-word you put me through....
SO F-YOU! f-you

I can hang it out to dry cause I know how you like all your laundry beat.
And not just thrown around like a chain saw in need you juggling.
Sorry I flipped you off cause I know, how you hate it,
and that home made porn I said that I erased, well I saved it.

Because I love you more then you could ever imagine.
Here's a friendly goodbye 5,6,7

Ain't that a bee with an itch?
Ain't that a mother trucker?
You can go to h-double-hockey sticks and f-yourself.
Cause I'm flipping, gosh darn sick of all the s-word you put me through....
SO F-YOU! f-you....F-you!
f-you and the horse you ride in on.

I sent you a post card that says I'm glad you're not here.
I bought you a tee shirt, but I used it to wipe up the beer.
So now I'm spilling my guts to my friends about you.

And I haven't found anything else nice to say.
But f-you. f-you...5,6,7

Ain't that a bee with an ich?
Ain't that a mother trucker.
You can go to h-e-double-hockey sticks and f-yourself.
Cause I'm flipping, gosh darn sick of all the s-word you put me through....
SO F-YOU! f-you. F-YOU, f-you
F-YOU!!! That's right!