Mzungu who?
Mzungu YOU!
Yeah!

Where is my calling charm to summon Mzungu?
Mzungu must be summoned and my patience's not here.

Where is my calling charm to summon Mzungu.
Mzungu must be summoned to settle a panic affair, yeah.

Mzungu must be summoned and my patience's not here.
Mzungu must be summoned to settle a panic affair.
Mzungu makes us happy so we dance and rejoy.
Mzungu must be summoned to crush and destroy.
Everyone must fear Mzungu now!

Where is my calling charm to summon Mzungu?
Mzungu makes us happy so we dance and rejoy, yeah.
Fetch me my calling charm to summon Mzungu.
Mzungu must be sumoned here to crush and destroy, yeah.

Mzungu must be summoned and my patience's not here.
Mzungu must be summoned to settle a panic affair.
Mzungu makes us happy so we dance and rejoy.
Mzungu must be summoned to crush and destroy.
Everyone must fear Mzungu now!

Fly oh Mzungu, Hairy Body, Laser Eyes.
Massive Jaws, Teeth like Axes, Claws like Knives.


Where is my calling charm to summon Mzungu.
Mzungu makes us happy so we dance and rejoy.
Where is my calling charm to summon Mzungu.
Mzungu will rebel and will eviscerate you, yeah.

Mzungu must be summoned here to a warm hurray.
Mzungu must be summoned here to eviscerate.
Mzungu must be summoned here to devastate.
Mzungu must be worshipped, his
body is great.

Everyone must fear Mzungu now!
Thanks to [omgitshim] for submitting the lyrics.