(Noddy Holder & Jimmy Lea)

One Eyed Jacks With Moustaches
Are wild on the side
Two eyed queens makin' passes
With childs on the side
Hard hearted Mamas who ain't
Cold as ice on the side.

Bald headed eagles like to
Feather their nests on the side,
Wide eyed Madonnas like to
Treasure their chests on the side,
Smooth talkin' Gigolo[s] are going along for the ride.

CHORUS:

Hit me, hit me, hit me Mac
Gimme a jack before I pack
Hit me, hit me, hit me Joe
Gimme a hit before I go.

I'm gonna tell ya pretty Mama,
That you don't know no lie,
I'm gonna tell ya pretty baby,
That you won't make me cry,
Umma gumma uma uma,
Make me feel good,
Ooh pretty baby baby,
Just like you should
Come a come a baby,
Don't you tell me no lie,
Come a come a honey honey
Don't make me cry
The hard hearted Mamas
Are sure on the side
And One Eyed Jacks
With Moustaches are wild.

One Eyed Jacks With Moustaches,
Are wild on the side,
Two eyed queens with eyelashes
That flashes and cried
Hard hearted Mamas who talk
To you nice on the ride.

CHORUS.