oye vieja ven paca
porque estas enojada, why you mad?
well, maybe if you stayed home more and didn't go out wit your friends
I'd be more happier
so now I gotta depend on your sister
don't get crazy with her she's just helping me out
oye I wrote a song about her, mira

Once aweek she cooks tamales
in her cocina in her kitchen girl
flame o no
tell me can we start eating
me dijo no
you see my hina don't like what she's doin
noohohoh
cause her hermana gets attention
hell noohohoh
and now my lady lady wants to throw me out tha house
because I mentioned

(Chorus)
That I'm in love with her sister
(she's cookin she's lookin real firme)
baby please take it easy
I'm in love with your sister
she washes tha dishes with soap n
she washes my socks and calsones
I'm in love with your sister
no complaining I'm saying she's staying
she even beat me in playstation
I'm in love with your sister
she watches novelas, George lopez
porvavor mi'ja no yores

check it out me in round two

she's every vatos dream
she's God gift to earth
she's not that pretty, but bueaty don't only come in skirts
she's not a freaky hina but she knows antimima
gotta keep me fat cause she knows
memo is a hard-core rhyma
nacho memo keep it ghetto
ven hermana yo te quiero
let me see that recipe
I want you standing next to me
beans and rice and menudo
know she got me when I'm crudo
that's all I have to say about that girl

Cause I'm in love with your sister
(she's cookin she's lookin real firme)
baby please take it easy
I'm in love with your sister
she washes the dishes with soap and
she washes my socks and calsones
I'm in love with your sister
no complaining I'm saying she's staying
she even beat me at playstation
I'm in love with your sister
she watches novelas, George lopez
porvavor mi'ja no yores
I'm in love with your sister

(sisters fighting)

A sabes que whatcha been cookin for my man for?
cause you ain't got no food at your house
what you mean I ain't got no food at my house?
you feed all those babies you got cause you've been sleeping around
don't even be talking to me about sleeping around
why you mad at my house all the time?
didn't you just hear me?
I said I got enchiladas at my house for him
enchiladas made outta what?
girl you don't need my recipe
I think he likes comin to my house
cause I clean his dishes I do his laundry
anyways I'm the only one that does his laundry and cooks his food
or so you thought

cause I'm in love with your sister
(she's cookin she's lookin real firme)
baby please take it easy
I'm in love with your sister
she washes the dishes with soap and
she washes my socks and calsones
I'm in love with your sister
no complaining I'm saying she's saying
she even beat me at playstation
I'm in love with your sister
she watches novelas, George Lopez
porvavor mi'ja no yores
I'm in love with your sister


So there it is right there mi'ja
entiendes, you understand me
don't be mad you know I love you
so what are you gonna do, leave
fine, I'll catch you laters
babe I'm just kidding come back!
(door slams)