Looking in the mirror,
I slicked my hair,
I slicked my hair back right.

Ladies and gentlemen, BOAT!

It's almost time for dinner
but I don't care,
no I don't care tonight.

Cruising in the mini-van
we destroyed your best friends noise-rock band, I know.
I knew it was you.

We stayed up late and watched the moon.
Like your grandma, she can't hum a tune.
Okay, I like what you say.

My eyes they look real bloodshot,
my viens real big,
they're all real big to me.

My allergies are gone now,
it's spring and I am feeling strangely fine,
all the time.

Cruising in the mini-van
we destroyed your best friends cover band, I know.
I knew it was you.

We stayed up late and watched the moon.
Like your grandma, she can't hum a tune.
Okay, I like what you say.

La da dah da dah dah, come on now.