i finally met her parents on a saturday night
they gave me the eye wouldn't let me out of there sight
they didn't like the looks of me right away
they told me to go so i decided to stay
my eyes were brown n my hair was blue
of course they had a problem with my tattoos

i can't please everybody all the time
so right now all i wanna do is make you mine
your my sweet sweet thing
your my sweet sweet thing
your my sweet sweet thing
on top of everything

her dad asked what i did i said i played in band
he said he hated devil music and he wasn't a fan
musicians can't b trusted and your job is a joke
i don't want my daughter spending her life broke
well after that i didn't really know what to say
so i said i think i'll date your daughter anyway

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so now i think it's time to make my way to the door
but be sure tomorrow night i'll be back for more
i can't please everybody all the time
so right now all i wanna do is make you mine

your dad can't stand me and your moms in shock
your brother wants to kill me and your sister won't talk
i got the whole dinner table talking about my hair
but i don't really care, it's just a family affair

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