The one that we're tied to won't know who's on the phone
If I'll call you Charlie and I'll call you Joan

We can't be seen together though we love each other so
We got to let it secret or they'll never let us go
We'll make plans to meet somewhere where we won't be known
When I'll call you Charlie and I'll call you Joan

I'll call you Charlie and I'll call you Joan
And it doesn't matter if we're not home alone
They won't hear our voices when we're on the phone
If I'll call you Charlie and I'll call you Joan

The one that we're tied to won't know who's on the phone
If I'll call you Charlie and I'll call you Joan