Who are these people? They are too stupid to be your real parents.
I've met some bone idols in my time but they really take the biscuit.
I've tried to make talk to them nice, I wanted them to like me, yeah!
But the time went by and the look in their eyes said it's never gonna do the trick.

She's attracted to, she's attracted to, she's attracted to! She's attracted to, she's attracted to, she's attracted to!

Your dad cornered me in the hallway while you were in the loo,
He gave me a right talking to, he said I was a terrorist.
Reason I tried, but when reason she died, we were fighting on the drive under the security lights.
And your mum was screaming:

She's attracted to, she's attracted to, she's attracted to! She's attracted to, she's attracted to, she's attracted to!

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la la. La la la la la la la, la la la la la la la.

When you finally joined the party, you took my side.
Then the whole street knew what was happening outside.
You were screaming at your mum and I was punching your dad (x3).
When you were screaming at your mum I was punching your dad.
You were screaming at your mum and I was punching your dad (x7).
Well, you were screaming at your mum and I was punching your dad,

She's attracted to, she's attracted to, she's attracted to! She's attracted to, she's attracted to, she's attracted to.