Smokin' and Drinkin' Bob
Never wanted very much
Smokin' and Drinkin' Bob
Now he's got to get a job
'cause now he's got a wife
And she says she don't like it when
Smokin' and Drinkin' Bob plays guitar

She says, Bob, you gotta grow up
Stop staying out all night
Drinking till you throw up
Time to get out of those trashy bars
Time to put down that goddamn guitar

Bob when he was in the mood
Played guitar in the nude
While the band cranked out the noise
Bob was busy proving he's just one of the boys
Well Tommy, Paul, Chris, and Slim
I'm glad that their still playin' but
There'll never be a replacement for
Smokin' and Drinkin' Bob

She says, Bob, you gotta grow up
Stop staying out all night
Drinking till you throw up
Time to get out of those trashy bars
Time to put down that goddamn guitar

Smokin' and Drinkin' Bob
Never wanted very much
Smokin' and Drinkin' Bob
Now he's got to get a job
'cause now he's got a wife
And she says she don't like it when
Smokin' and Drinkin' Bob plays guitar

She says, Bob, you gotta grow up
Stop staying out all night
Drinking till you throw up
Time to get out of those trashy bars
Time to put down that goddamn guitar