Wayne Brady
There I go, I'm in my car cruisin',
Problem is, I've been out earlier boozin'.
I shouldn't have done, the bad things that I did,
The only upside is that I was arrested by Ingrid.

Drew Carey
The subject of my last arrest, well I dont wanna delve,
They put me on the ground and showed me their Adam-12.
Then they Starsky and Hutch'ed me, and threw me on the floor,
And that's how I ended up in Hawaii with five ho's.

Colin Mochrie
I've been arrested, over twenty times,
I've been arrested, for many different crimes.
People think it's horrible, but I think "what the hell?",
It's not that unusual, I play in the NFL.

Ryan Stiles
I try to rob every store that I see,
But one time I got caught by forty cops, how could that be?
I walk right in and I opened up the door,
That's what I get for robbin' a donut store.