Arrested #1
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Wayne Brady
Don't make fun of the police, I say "stop,"
Because one of my best friends is a cop.
Because I like the way that they do their thing,
I say, hey, it's a good thing my name isn't Rodney King.

Drew Carey
When I was arrested, it wasn't good for me,
They beat me and they stripped me and they searched my cavity.
Why did this happen to such a guy, you say?,
Well, to tell you the truth it was 'cuase I was arrested in LA.

Colin Mochrie
I am quite unbalances, my mind is not that steady,
I once pummelled a guy with an eveready.
They took me down to jail and they arrested me,
And they charged me with assault with a battery.

Ryan Stiles
I got sent to prison, I didn't know what to do,
I felt so bad, because I was so new.
Didn't know the ways there, I felt like such a dope.
But now I never bend down to pick up any soap.