Wayne Brady
One hundred episodes of Whose Line, lord it changed my life,
It gave me financial security, for myself and my wife.
So thank you ABC and Warner Brothers you're my friend,
'Cause if it wasn't for Whose Line, I'd be on UPN.

Drew Carey
Well today, it was our 100th show,
It's been really fun-great don'tcha know.
Let me just tell you something, even though it's been a blast,
All you folks who have been watching Friends, you can kiss my ass!

Colin Mochrie
One hundred episodes of Whose Line where are names being called,
One hundred episodes of them, saying that I'm bald.
Does it hurt the friendship, can it stand the test?
Yes, it can, cause I'm hung the best.

Ryan Stiles
Colin says he's hung the best, that I just can't see,
I've known him for a long time, and it cannot be.
He's says he's got a big penis, but that's not a lock,
Cause I have to tell you right now mine's tucked in my sock.