Come up on you like a pop up add
with skills you wish you had
were not some new fad
or a waste like sinbad
got the beats that be rad
2 crazy white lads
livin in their mothers pad
in gold we be clad.
Kick you in the gonads
erase your chance of dad
you go from glad to sad
and then get really mad
my name is not brad
stop calling me chad
now i impale you like vlad with my 2 inch gad


Ma Gilla Gorilla
Numba 1 Killa
Straight from the Villa
With tha Sollamanilla
Always drinkin milla
Its my biggest Thrilla
Like that hun Attila
I'm a crazy blood SPILLA
kickin it with Ben Stilla
At his pad in Castilla
eating cream of vanilla
to the maxilla
MY mansions got pillas
As big as Godzilla
Keepin it real with a RAT CHINCHILLA!!!!

My girlfriend is a rat,
she is hairy and prety fat,
I love her just the same,
I said hate the player and not the game!

Whamoo! unveiled
took our time like a snail
We're here to prevail
In great Detail
Bustinlike a bomb in your mail
Reignin harder than hail
With beats reachin 100 on the centigrade scale
More loaded then a sperm whale
We just can't fail
Gettin' drunk off ale
So bones not frail
Shall be break a nail,
OR prevail to no avail?
MCs pickin up scraps
like slop from a piggy pale

Back in action like a rebound
the talk of the town
like a rodeo clown
I'm always wearin the crown
Tired? I lay down
Sleepin in a satin gown

Never one to frown
Whamoo!'s making it profound
With a world renound sound
Worth my weight in gold
pound by pound
Like a boa I surround
til' you down on the ground
Straight outta Fairfax
Straight from the DOG POUND!

My girlfriend is a rat,
she is hairy and prety fat,
I love her just the same,
I said hate the player and not the game!

Rat Tail, Rat Rump, RUMPELSTILTSKIN!