Well it's the very first time in a very long line of socially unacceptable behavior,
An unruly mob of teenage fans smashing all the garbage cans,
If you want to be productive Throw Money At The Band.

Pre-Chorus:
Stuffing all your Micky D's,
Eating cold fries from Wendy's,
Go ahead and chug that grease,

Caution: Don't touch that,
10,000 volts will you blow you back.

Chorus:
Throw Money At The Band, I'm not as rich as you think I am,
I could use a little spare change, Go ahead and throw some my way.

It's a wart that won't remove, those stupid things you do...
Ruckus, Riot, Generic Brands, wearing jewels around your hand,
If you're gonna blow it all, Throw Money At The Band.

Bridge:
Do you realize? You make me cry inside, but I'll be alright,
Scoot away from me, then shoot away at me. It hurts, oh it hurts.