I am always alone
I am not sociable
I have no friends

I just realized this fact
I'm going to be a loser forever and you can't change that
It's the sad truth about my past, present and future.

I can't drive
I don't drink
I don't smoke

I just realized this fact
I'm going to be a loser forever and you can't change that
It's the sad truth about my past, present and future.

I have never kissed a girl
I have never slept with a girl
I have never had a girlfriend

I just realized this fact
I'm going to be a loser forever and you can't change that
It's the sad truth about my past, present and future.

Ohhh... so sad
I can't help myself

I wish I could (oh yea)
But you can't always be the one you wish you were (deal with it)

Ohhh... so sad
I can't help myself
I can't help myself
I can't help myself...