(PT Lauren , K-Dee)
Just another day in a rotten world, you say
Man , I must be gay
´Cause I´m so in love with myself all the day

Look , the little man´s getting away
I´m looking fine and I feel ok
Don´t teach me to whyne and please don´t teach me to pray
For insecurity
There´s nothing to be learned from modesty
I´m Jack , I´m Jeff , I´m Jim , I´m John Doe
I´m Jill , I´m Kate , I´m Jane
See I´m a 007 , the x-mas-me ,
a candy bar filled with the trendy thing in heaven
The dirty word´s turning absurd , don´t look at me
I´d like to think I´m not much more than you
What should I do?
Because I really am and I think you all know it too
Look , the little man is fitting the shoe
It´s never me who you wanna move
Don´t make me to see and please don´t make me review
Your insecurity
There´s nothing to be gained from modesty
Well , I´m not that sure anymore if I have a bottom line
Man , if there´s anything at all
I want you to have faith in me
So I can bore another goddamn whore