Have you heard the latest? (you love you)

Have you seen who just walked in (vain vain vain vain)

(Uh huh, you love you) Right over there

She's so vain vain vain vain

Vain vain vain vain


I'm glad you've found someone who loves you

But sad to say that someone is you

And now perhaps you'll both be happy

Guess that makes two just you and you

Someone who cares so much about you

But does that someone have to be you

Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom yeah

Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom yeah


Vanity kills, it don't pay bills

Vanity kills, you love you

Vanity kills, it don't pay bills

Vanity kills, it kills


So glad I found you glancing in the mirror

Gazing deeply at love's patron saint

Admire the frame, survey the scenery

Or are you just inspecting the paint

Temptation's strong modesty's so weak

High on yourself humble you ain't

Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom yeah

Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom yeah


Vanity kills, it don't pay bills

Vanity kills, you love you

Vanity kills, it don't pay bills

Vanity kills, you love you

Vanity kills, it don't pay bills (no way)

Vanity kills, you love you

Vanity kills, it don't pay bills

Vanity kills, it kills


So vain, vain vain vain

You love you (yeah)

Give it, give it us, give it us

So vain, so vain, so vain


Vanity kills, it don't pay bills

Vanity kills, you love you

Vanity kills, it don't pay bills

Vanity kills, you love you

Vanity kills, it don't pay bills

Vanity kills, you love you


Vanity kills, if the blast don't get you

Then the fallout will


You love you