Knew a little girl named Nikki
I guess you can say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how'd you like to waste some time
And I could not resist
When I saw little Nikki grind
Yea!

She took me to her castle
And I couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And Nikki started to grind
Nikki!
Nikki!

The castle started on spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you what she did to me
But my body will never be the same
She'll show you
She'll show you no mercy
She'll show you
She'll show you how to grind
Nikki!
Nikki

I woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over
And all I found was a phone number on the stairs
It said Thank you
Thank you for a funky time
Call me up
Whenever you want to grind
Nikki!
Nikki
Nikki!