This is the story
Of a guy called Ben
Six-string visionary
In a group called Fren...
...zal Rhomb, they were
The greatest in the land
That was of course until Ben did leave the band

Jay was okay in his own funny way
But his effective yobbo-ism was soon passe
Oh yeah, do you understand
Frenzal were better when Ben was in the band

Lex's best fails my test
Even though he's always oozing sex
Oh yeah, do you understand
Frenzal were better when Ben was in the band

Nat's a prat and that is that
He was just some guy sitting next to Ben's stack
Oh yeah, do you understand
Frenzal were better when Ben was in the band

Frenzal were better when Ben was in the bend
[Repeat to end]