Hired a video the other day
Brought it back late and had to pay
A three dollar overdue fine
To the filthy corporate swine
I didn't like it and it shows
Could've been worse, I suppose
Nonetheless I had the shits
Bit put out by it

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We are a bit perturbed
And we are quite put out
We are disgruntled

Went to catch a bus, but it was late
It did make me quite irate
I guess I will just have to wait
But you're lucky I don't smash the state
Oh no, wait, here it comes now
'Not before time', I muttered and frowned
Not the sort of thing you want to happen to you
But what are you gonna do?

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