See you on the silver screen, the TV, and the stage
Collect your Oscar, brit and bafta your name is engraved

You're having my sex, you're sleeping with my wife
You're having my kids and the time of my life
You're writing my book, you're starring in my film
You had my number one and my number ten

We could be such very good friends if you'd let me in
The higher the gate the longer the wait
Please let this poor boy sin

You're having my sex, you're sleeping with my wife
You're having my kids and the time of my life
You're writing my book, you're starring in my film
You had my number one and my number ten

You say things that I have thought
Stole them from my head
You're so wealthy, I'm unhealthy
I'm practically dead

You're having my sex, you're sleeping with my wife
You're having my kids and the time of my life
You're writing my book, you're starring in my film
You had my number one and