G D C

You're the devil's daughter in disguise

G D C

So don't try to hide the fire in your eyes

D C G

You must be stupid cause you just don't have a clue

D C D

Even hell frozen over is warmer than my love for you


Chorus:

G D C

When all those Aggies move to Austin

G D C

And Beaumont is covered in snow

G D C

When the wind don't blow in Amarillo

C D G

Darlin' then you can come back home


G D C

You sure can shake your little round behind

G D C

But your hour glass figure won't buy my time

D C G

You know how to work it Lord knows it's worked before

D C D

This time you leave your butt will have the imprint of the front door


Chorus:


Bridge:

F G

When Fort Worth is east of Dallas

F G

And Texans forget the Alamo

C D G Em

When Lubbock opens up a ski resort

F D

And the Brazos is straighter than an arrow


Chorus:

G D C

When all those Aggies move to Austin

G D C

And Beaumont is covered in snow

G D C

When the wind don't blow in Amarillo

C D G

Darlin' then you can come back home

Em

But don't hold your breath

C D G

then you can come back home