Standing on the table
Cold, clear, and blue
I'm still pretty stable
But it's only number two
Just watch those sparkles in that glass
The way they dance at the top of the glass

Romulan ale
Is all I ever want
All night long

It is very special
It's one of a kind
So buy it if you see it
'Cause it's very hard to find
Tomorrow I'll be very sick
But today I'll be a lunatic

Romulan ale
Is all I ever want
All night long

Replicators can be very... useful
But I want real stuff, no synthohol
It caresses my throat and my soul
There's no one here, but I'm not alone

Romulan ale
Is all I ever want
All night long