It's a story of 'I don't know's,
white lies and hidden blows
In a bar our stage is set
but the characters you haven't met

A crucial fact I didn't know
The punker chick was beginning to show
This is how my troubles start
But for now, just give me a bass guitar

See the one that eats like a pig?
He's alright and he's pretty big
That's his girlfriend to his left
She looks familiar but we haven't met

Oh Christ, what do you know?
That's the girl I met at the show
Hey man, what are you sayin'?
Let's get out of here the way we came

I'm just a stupid boy
I'm full of alcohol
Oh god, I should've known
I should've stayed at home

This time I can't account
I must have blacked it out
I just came out tonight
I cannot fuckin' fight you

I think he saw the look on her face
Mouth wide open, what a bitter taste
But then he added up two and two
Now he's coming at me and you

I swear to god, man, I didn't know
We were off our tits at a show
I'm sure she loves you, you're really ace
I'm sure he wants to punch me in the face

I'm just a stupid boy
I'm full of alcohol
Oh god, I should've known
I should've stayed at home

This time I can't account
I must have blacked it out
I just came out tonight
I cannot fuckin' fight you

Hey, I didn't know
Hey, I didn't know

I'm just a stupid boy
I'm full of alcohol
Oh god, I should've known
I should've stayed at home

This time I can't account
I must have blacked it out
I just came out tonight
I cannot fuckin' fight you

Goodnight, you, goodnight