an average american superhero rolled out of bed read the sports page lost his bet pulls up his jeans and his worker boots a bottle of beer and those penthouse looks spins across town hand in his crotch hard worked hands dreams are blocked an average american superhero jumped in his ford turns on the stereo praise the lord went to mexico and he bought a sombrero always talks about those mexicans hates them all hates them all and he wants them superhero so super pulls up his jeans and his worker boots a bottle of beer and those penthouse looks spins across town hand in his crotch hard worked hands dreams are blocked superhero so super it's a bird it's a plane it's an average american superhero