The tea kettle called it arson
But I assured him it was only treason!
It was only treason!
Bought with a passion and sold for less than a fortune!

These glass eyes only break if you catch them.
This all must end between the rocks and the sea.
This drink of kings once passed over this deck.
Once passed over this deck!
It was all in good humor,
Was all in good humor!
Was all in good humor!
Was all in good humor!
I swear!
I swear!
I swear...
One, two, three, four!
I swear!
I swear!
I swear!