I was mowing grass when I ran right out of gas
I crumpled to the ground in quite a heap
My brother look me in and he called an ambulance
They came in not a Chevy but a jeep

Then everything went dark when I thought I saw a spark
I could’ve sworn the Lord was coming down
My brain had left my head, then I knew that I was dead
Floating o’er the houses in my town

Uh-Oh
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Uh-Oh

Later that day near the ruins of old Pompeii
I learned of what it was that had felled me
Standing in the sand, talking to a wise woman
She said, “Oh, don’t you know, boy? Souvlaki!”

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