We all went to the Playboy Mansion,
Partied with the Marilyn Manson.
I think my time's arrived at last,
I was doing cocaine off Miss Octobers' Ass.

You don't believe me but it's true.
You don't believe me and you don't have to.
You don't believe me but it's true.
You don't believe me and you don't have to.
It's not the kind of shit that I'd make up.

We all went to the Playboy Mansion,
Met some girl with a breast expansion.
Saw the stupid car she bought,
and got a hand job out in the parking lot.

You don't believe me but it's true.
You don't believe me and you don't have to.
You don't believe me but it's true.
You don't believe me and you don't have to.

Don't ask me about everybody there,
but we did get drunk with that basketball guy
with the funny hair.

You don't believe me but it's true.
You don't believe me and you don't have to.
You don't believe me but it's true.
You don't believe me and you don't have to.
It's not the kind of shit that I'd make up.