everytime i turn on the fucking television
i see someone who is paid to tell me what
i need to be happy or a success
i see families who create and solve problems
in 25 or less minutes and its no wonder
so many kids are trapped in sitcoms
trying to figure out what is wrong with their families
but these kids aren't given any answers
just standards they can't live up to
and so we wonder where peoples self esteem goes
that's right it's fucking still in chanel 7
trying to figure out
how to lose 10 pounds in 10 minutes