Oh yeah
In the sauna
By the swimming pool
Outside of the school gates
In the playground

David
Was a young boy
Playing outside
Playing with his toys, he was alone
And innocent
Joshy come down and said
"Hey son,
Wanna go for a ride?
For a ride in my car?
I've got sweeties."

Oh, the chorus
Get ready for the chorus

Oh!
Don't touch little kids
Especially when their parents are in
Singing oh!
You'll be someone's bitch
Sharing a cell
With a guy called Big Mitch
Oh!
Don't touch little kids
Especially when their parents are in

Oh!
David's mistake!
David,
What have you done?
Hopw did you become the victim of somebody's bum fun?

Locked doors
Silence within
And then we hear
A muffled scream

Oh!
Don't touch little kids
(My mistake, I didn't know the parents were only gone to the neighbours)
Especially when their parents are in
Singing oh! (oh god!)
Don't touch little kids (Why did I did it?)
Especially when their parents are in (they're in!)

Oh!
Parents caught me touching their child! (oh god)
In jail for five to ten
Oh!
Please get me out!

Why? Why?
I'm in jail but why?
If I have to toss another salad I'll die
I'm sick of cock in my mouth
Now I know what David was screaming about!

Oh!
Don't touch little kids
Especially when their parents are in
Oh!
Don't touch little kids (Just don't do it, oh!)

I made a mistake!
(He made a mistake!)
I'm sorry, but
It was the best sex I ever had!

Touch.