- Yeehehee!
- Hey fellas, come over here!
- What for? I’m working!
- You better check this girl out here
- Yeah, yeah, yeah
- I wish I wasn’t picking trash right now
- Well, you are
- Man, I’d give anything for just five minutes

You're on the sidewalk picking trash
When you saw me lying in the grass
Showing off my goods for all to see - Yeah!
You said: Pretty lady, give yourself to me
You can be the bird if I can be the bee
Lord, I wanna take you home

You said: Pretty women, you're damned fine
I wanna make you mine
A body like a coke bottle!
A smile that can light the sky, mmm
Perfect lips and perfect eyes
A perky ass to match my thighs
You said mama, won't you take me home

One smile, shines brighter than a star in the night
One look, and I’m guessing you’re tighter than tight
One love, is all I’m longing for
So mama, won't you take me home
We can have eleven kids, right now
Just to see how it feels, my love
So mama, won't you take me home

I'm a women, I've got it going on
You don't know but girl you're da bomb
I can cook real nice cause I'm the queen of the hill
I dress real nice, my hair looks great
I’m the kind of women
That you'd like to impregnate
You said mama, won't you take me home

One smile, shines brighter than a star in the night
One look, and I’m guessing you’re tighter than tight
One love, is all I’m longing for
So mama, won't you take me home (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
We can have eleven kids, right now
Just to see how it feels, my love
So mama, won't you take me home (take you home)

So mama, won't you take me home
(If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe)
Mama, won't you take me home
(I'd been married a long time ago)
Women I can't wait to make you mi-i-ine
So mama, won't you take me home

Pretty mama
I'm under your spell
You act like you don't
But you know damned well
That in a heartbeat
Mama I could take you home - Yeah!

I’m out of your league
Man I kid you not should
Be playing it cool
But I make you hot
Oh maybe
I will take you home

One smile, shines brighter than a star in the night
One look, and I’m guessing you’re tighter than tight
One love, is all I’m longing for
So mama, won't you take me home (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
We can have eleven kids, right now
Just to see how it feels, my love
So mama, won't you take me home

One smile, shines brighter than a star in the night
One look, and I’m guessing you’re tighter than tight
One love, is all I’m longing for
So mama, won't you take me home
We can have eleven kids, right now
Just to see how it feels, my love
So mama, won't you take me home